♠ There will always be a root beer in the fridge when I want one, because my kids are all about the caffeine and will unfailingly choose Coca-Cola.
♠ Most of the time it takes for an international package to reach its destination is spent just trying to get out of the United States. (Sorry Dee.)
♠ Our local pizza joint has only a single non-pork meat topping: Hamburger. You’d think they could do better. For crying out loud, even crappy Pizza Hut offers steak!
♠ Just because a lot of people look at a particular product on any given day, doesn’t mean you’ll see an increase in sales of that item.*
♠ The new car is getting about 25mpg, which isn’t bad considering it’s been all city driving (with hills).
*I realize the example screenshot is from way back in January. I just didn't become aware of it until today.