Found this killer quiz over at EvilWombatQueen’s VOX that determines how likely you are to survive a zombie apocalypse. And if you know me, you know I loves me anything having to do with zombies. I’ve even done my part for zombie solidarity. So I couldn’t wait to, you know, sink my teeth into this quiz.
That’s a pretty decent score, I think, especially considering I have a weak spot for my loved ones and possess no firearms of any kind. If I had to guess, I’d say my knowledge of self defense and the fact we shop at Costco are what would save my ass.
Note: I went back and took the test again, giving the best possible answer to every question, and still only got a 97% chance of survival. That’s a good sign. Any test that said you had a 100% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse would be completely bogus. There’s just no way to prepare for every single possible zombie-related encounter. I mean, would you ever expect a zombie to just drop out of a tree onto you? No? See, now your brains are an entrée. Just like that.
Bring it, zombies.