Her: Oo! They have Chonga bagels! You wanna split one?
Him (distracted): What?
Her: Do you want to split a Chonga?
Him: Sounds like a euphemism for something.
Her (confused): Huh?
Him: So there I was, splitting the Chonga…
Her: A simple “no” would have been fine. What kind of coffee do you want?
Him: Short drip with room.
Her: Yeah, sounds about right.