Who’d have ever dreamed that in the 21st century, hard-ons would be such an abundant commodity as to be advertised in direct-mail pieces?
OK, technically, it’s a drug that’s being sold, but since no one buys Viagra for the blue tint it adds to one’s vision, it’s not a stretch to call these people Erection Purveyors.
I could go on, but I think you got the… point.
The sad thing is, with all these colorful titles to choose from, the one that would end up going on a résumé would be something bland like “Online Pharmaceutical Reseller”. Bleh. Me, I’d at least add Wood Exporter in parenthesis afterward.
In other news, Karin comes home tonight. I think I’m holding up pretty well, the preceding topic notwithstanding. Thanks for bearing with me, peeps. I should be back to posting something decent to read sometime very soon.
But I ask you, what couch wouldn't be classed-up by a set of Viagra throw pillows?