Ah, I see today’s going to be one of those…
I remembered to put on deodorant but forgot to brush my teeth.
I succeeded in getting my fingernails trimmed back only to fail at getting a shave.
I have a watch around my wrist but no belt around my waist.
I avoided spilling coffee on myself only to splash water all over my crotch in the restroom.
Yeah… trade-offs. Equal parts of delight and disappointment with just a pinch of irony.