Regrettably, the topic of Britney Spears’s pregnant 16-year old sister came up over the proverbial water-cooler this morning. The topic soon expanded to include the Spears family’s home state of Louisiana…
Coworker #1: I was in Louisiana for a while after Katrina doing relief work. I know New Orleans like the back of my hand.
Coworker #2: Really? How well do you know the back of your hand, J?
Coworker #1: You’re about to become pretty familiar with it yourself.
That, kids, is basically the verbal equivalent of a knock-out punch. The coworker who delivered it, J, is the same man responsible for this beauty. Yup, he’s a witty fellow. He’s like our version of Chandler Bing, except that he’s not a self-deprecating dweeb.