What's your favorite hangover cure?
Submitted by Soup.
That’s easy. I don’t drink alcohol.
Jim Gaffigan has a great stand-up routine where he talks about how people just assume that if you don’t drink alcohol it must be because you have a drinking problem…
"How come people question you when you don't drink alcohol? This never happens with other food. You don't use mayonnaise? WHY? Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Do you mind if I use mayonnaise? I can go outside and use mayonnaise.”
The point being, of course, that there are plenty of people who don’t drink alcohol simply because they choose not to.
Me, it’s because I have a drinking problem.
But I have the greatest motivation in the world to stay sober and I can promise you that a piss-ant little hangover doesn’t even touch the suffering of nearly losing everything you love thanks to your own selfish weakness.
My, that was cheerful. Have a Happy Sunday! ^_^
*I was going to post a YouTube link, but thanks to the immense greed at Viacom, that is no longer possible.