What follows is my video documentation of the Deej teaching his little nephew Diblet his own personally developed kitty martial art. Of course, this two-minute clip of footage barely scratches the surface of the vast wealth of self-defense mastery DG has acquired in his 21 months. In fact, I’ve just been informed by DG himself that he is rather unhappy with this video because, as he puts it, “it has very inaccuracies and glasses over many things”. I promised to make a more accurate, in-depth video, but he’s incredulous. Ah, well. I’m posting this one anyway.
DG’s style takes specific advantage of the polydactyl cats’ unique trait and is known as Six Toe Do. It is a combination of Siamese Jiu Jitsu, Persian Cat Wrestling, and good old American Alley Fighting. I hope you enjoy this brutal but beautiful art form!
Oh yeah, one last thing: I’m aware that Hong Kong Phooey was a dog. Everybody knows this. But we also know that everything was actually accomplished thanks to Spot the cat, so cut me some slack on the soundtrack, m-kay?
As always, thanks for watching!