As a part of my ongoing mission to mercilessly ridicule gun-loving halfwits, I submit for your entertainment the most ridiculous periodical demographic ever: The Hunting Gardener.
Here we have Garden & Gun – a magazine for those who enjoy ending lives as much as they do starting them. Honestly, who in the hell thought, “You know what would be great? If we could learn how to clean a shotgun and acquire info on how to get orchids to bloom from the same magazine.”
I can just imagine the kind of tips one might find in such a publication:
Handgun Harvest: How to Pick Flowers by Shooting Their Stems Off
Ghost It, Roast It and Compost It: Ten Ways Animal Carcasses Can Help Your Garden Grow
Sniffy Lube: Make Your Own Gun Oil from Homegrown Skunk Cabbage
BAM!: Spice Up Your Vegetable Dishes Emeril-Style… with Gunpowder!
Them’s Fightin’ Words: The Etiquette of Commenting on the Size of Another Man’s Garden/Gun
Mirror, Mirror: How to Continue Ignoring the Fact That Killing for Fun Makes You a Terrible Person
What do you suppose you get free with your two-year paid subscription? A round-point shovel that fires .308 Winchesters?