Japan’s War Program Revealed!

I have only recently acquired photographic evidence that seems to prove that the famously adorable ubiquitous and malignant icon of 21st century pop culture electro-vermin known as Pikachu is, in fact, 50 feet tall and female and is kept enslaved in some bunkered birthing facility where uniformed “staff” force her around the clock to produce countless high-voltage offspring! Or maybe she squirts out enormous, gloppy eggs, I’m not sure, but sources tell me the Japanese government plans to use the uncontrollable and highly destructive monsters as a part of its national defense program.

Gah. You'd think they'd at least wear gloves while doing that!

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13 Responses to Japan’s War Program Revealed!

  1. I-Luv-Eeyore says:

    Pikachu is the 21st Century Trojan Horse…

  2. Austin1234 says:

    That scares the goo right out of me…

  3. Scott says:

    Whoa, KINK-eh!
    (And now I know what "parturient" means.)

  4. Melissa says:

    ROFLOL!that just looks sooooo wrong!

  5. tom says:

    Obviously, the lack of any sort of Pokemon speculum shows that they are too busy for niceties. Bless you, Kirk, for alerting an oblivious world to this impending manga danger.

  6. OMG. I am crying. That is about the funniest thing I've read or seen all day. Thanks Kirk. Ha.

  7. Patricia says:

    Uh….I don't think I want to know what they are putting in there…or taking out. 🙂

  8. CrowSeer says:

    Relax…. it's just a still from Paul WS Anderson's new film PvP: Pikachu vs. Predator. Y'know, for kids!

  9. Drude says:

    OMG, dunno what to say Kirk, but thanks for alerting us to this… Have you noticed Picachu's face? She seems to be enjoying the treatment tremendously…

  10. wakawaka88 says:

    funny caption you gave them 😉

  11. Jay says:

    They obviously keep her well sedated. Look at that glassy stare!She's feelin' no pain.

  12. Brown Suga' says:

    You're right about the gloves … it looks like a Caesarian to me.

  13. Ruth says:

    That's just….what in god's name ARE they doing?

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