What’r You Tryin’ to Say?

Came into the office this morning to find that someone had left me a brand-new roll of BreathSavers.

With Neutrazin!

George Carlin had a joke about sending some crazy stench-mouth a bottle of Scope in the mail. I'm inclined to assume this wintergreen windfall was presented to me along the same lines, but I'm really working hard on not jumping to hasty conclusions, so I'll just tell myself someone had a whole box of these lousy things and decided to share.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

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11 Responses to What’r You Tryin’ to Say?

  1. Budd says:

    I have to say that I haven't noticed.

  2. I-Luv-Eeyore says:

    Hey. You're in the clear here in Alabama! I don't smell anything.

  3. arbed says:

    Perhaps it's just a shareholder in Neutrazin and they're just trying to get the word out so stock will jump.
    Oh heck, I don't know.

  4. Andrew says:

    The main ingredient found in Breathsavers is sorbitol. It has been known to cause gas, stomach cramps, mild to severe diarrhea and several other side affects. It is not stated how much sorbitol is in a serving but doses as little as 10g have been found to cause diarrhea, bloating, and abdominal pain. It is not recommended to consume more than 3-4 mints in any short period of time.

  5. MrsPeel says:

    ask Karin…is she complaining?
    the kids, ask the kids, the kids will be truthfull…but if Karin isnt complaining….I wouldn't realy bother much….
    I love the fact that you have bloggged this, I am laughing here!

  6. Xeyli says:

    I think it's time to have that ultimate garlic dish you've been wanting to have for lunch.

  7. This reminds me of the time someone taped a bar of soap to the "stinky girl's" locker in high school.But um, yeah just be happy for the free mints!

  8. Kevin Wolf says:

    Neutrazin! It's what plants crave. (TM)

  9. Karyn says:

    I love wintergreen.

  10. Kirk says:

    You can have these, then. ;-P

  11. R.G. Ryan says:

    Or…or…you have an enemy and the, yeah, the mints are really, uh, poisoned. Yeah…that's it…that's the ticket.

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