So, what are the odds this piece of pointless crap was manufactured in a Chinese sweatshop? Wal*Mart's website lists the origin of the parts and manufacturing as "US and/or Imported". I'm thinking that description is only half right, and not the good half.
White kid. Giant fucking house. Perfect lawn. Expensive and unnecessary yard lighting. Hey, at least Wal*Mart understands their poor-little-rich demographic*. Too bad they're too damn cheap to pay a good Photoshop artist to mock up the ad. Lord. Captain Crew-Cut looks like he's glowing and levitating over a puddle of oil.
I swear, sometimes I have to wonder about the mentality of the average American. I'm headed over the the Wal*Mart near here to see if they have any of these ridiculous things in stock because I just gotta know if they are indeed made outside the United States. I'll let you know what I find out.
UPDATE: The Wal*Mart near my work doesn't carry them. I will have to check the Wal*Mart Superstore by my house.
*Seriously, isn't it amazing how many SUVs and Lexuses you see in Wal*Mart parking lots?