It All Gets Back To These Cold, Hard Tooths

FACT: The texture, consistency, and elastic resistance of day-old, lightly reheated DiGiorno Cheese-Stuffed Crust Pizza is indistinguishable from that of the soft area just inside my lower lip.

FACT:
No matter how much your dog loves you, acquiring what remains of your slice of breakfast pizza will always trump expressing sympathy for your superficial mouth injury.

FACT:
My abused and vulnerable lower lip is about to request a restraining order against my tongue.

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6 Responses to It All Gets Back To These Cold, Hard Tooths

  1. foxsydee says:

    It took me a moment….but I got that.OW!!!!! I hate it when I do that! The only thing worse is chomping on your tongue. Ye-ouch!

  2. little miao says:

    ouch!When that happens, I usually keep biting the same spot by accident for days.

  3. lauowolf says:

    ouch ouch ouchdoggie may love you, but pizza is pizza

  4. This happens to my husband all the time. And then it takes weeks to heal. So, you have my sympathy.

  5. Kirk says:

    "It took me a moment….but I got that." What, the restraining order joke? I was pretty proud of that one.

  6. foxsydee says:

    It was all good. It took me a minute to make the connection between all 3 facts. I am blonde and a tad slow….LOL! :p

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