What’s the First Thing You Notice…

…about this picture?

Was it:

a. the ninja-dominatrix in the window with a garrote?
b. that sweet Linksys Wireless-G access point?
c. some droopy dude with the same facial hair as Satan?
d. an innocuous logo poorly Photoshopped into the background wall?
e. the fact our boy has freaky rocket tits?

Sadly, for me, the answer is e. Totally ruined the whole fetish-ninja strangulation thing for me, too.

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30 Responses to What’s the First Thing You Notice…

  1. Maggie says:

    LOL. my eye went straight to the ninja dominatrix. dunno what that secretly says about me and i don't really want to know. 🙂

  2. arbed says:

    I noticed the chick first, simply because, well, she's there. Very close on her heels, though, the man tits poked their way into my brain. Ouch.

  3. Kzinti says:

    Yeah, you got me. E. Then I noticed the ninja chick, then I noticed the USB flash card reader dongle there and noted it was the same model I have sitting on my desk…

  4. shush now says:

    man-boobs. Then logo.*sigh*

  5. R.G. Ryan says:

    Oh, dear Lord…it was the man-boobs. Heaven help us all!!

  6. dewitte says:

    That's funny. Is saw "C" first and then saw "A" and kind of freaked for a second since I didn't expect that.

  7. f. Tie between the camel toe and that freakish berry on his face.g. The ad for Linksys WRT54G wireless router.I chose f. because, honestly, I didn't see the ad until I was posting this comment.

  8. bouche says:

    I noticed Melina from Mortal Kombat came to s3x0r her biggest fan! Then eventually inhale the poor bastard and spit out his bloody bones.I hate it when that happens!

  9. Kzinti says:

    LOL. After whipping past this post again, the phrase from Kindergarten Cop came to mind in regards to those man lumps, "It is not a tumor…"

  10. Miz Blo says:

    The guys forehead, the the woman. Damn, what hell.

  11. Jenni says:

    One word: gynecomastia. And then another one: eeeeeeww.

  12. Steve B says:

    Ninja chick boobs, then man boobs. I guess I'm just a boob man.
    Kinda made me wonder though if he's like one of those dudes who can get pregnant when his wife can't, ifyouknowwhatImean.

  13. Brown Suga' says:

    LOL – I saw the Ninja-dominatrix too! But the moobs are gross.

  14. MiamiShyner says:

    Interesting. I saw A first. Checked out her boots. Thought they were cool. I honestly had to look at the list to see what else you might have been looking for as I didn't notice any of the other things until they were pointed out for me.

  15. DKN says:

    It WOULD have been e. for me if the pic had been fully displayed when i read your question but I hadn't scrolled down all the way yet so that ninja showed up first. But then i immediately noticed the man boobs.

  16. Jay says:

    Mole! Mole! Moley moley moley…..

  17. Bookmole says:

    I noticed the ninja dominatrix first, because I thought Wow. How did she get there with no legs below the knees! Then I realised that was just the angle.Then the moobs. Sorry, the geek tech just passed me by (plus it's out of focus) though, looking at it now, I realise we have that for connecting the upstairs of the house.

  18. Toe-Knee says:

    I saw what I was supposed to see which was ninja girl, though I was thinking she was probably a victoria's secret model extracting revenge for him downloading her as porn or something… I completely ignored the man-boobs, mostly because I have a similar set.

  19. Lorelei says:

    They poked me in the eye. I'm blind now.

  20. RedScylla says:

    There's nothing inherently wrong with man boobs. On the right guy, I kinda like them. They have most the same selling points regular boobs have. Maybe that just means I'm a closet lesbian.

  21. paikea says:

    ninja dominatrix:) – GREAT boots! – lol!

  22. Jay says:

    Wait…..you like man boobs?

  23. RedScylla says:

    On the right guy, sure. Particularly, I kinda like big solid guys who have a little layer of chub. Guys who clearly aren't lazy doughboys, but who aren't wasting any time worrying about what they look like. Example here: my Armageddon boyfriend.

  24. Jay says:

    Hm. Interesting.<reaches for another donut>

  25. shush now says:

    But are yours that freakishly pointy? That's my issue with them. MINE aren't that perky.

  26. Kirk says:

    "Example here: my Armageddon boyfriend." Boy, talk about being touched by an angel! o_O

  27. petermcc says:

    Thanks for the new word, Jenni.

  28. Jenni says:

    It's about as easy to slip in as "homogenous" 😀

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