Whatever You Say, Wal-Mart

Searching for dog toys online (specifically Marley's favorite hedgehog), I stumbled across this, which Wal-Mart* has listed as Pet Select Teaser Dog Toy:


Uh-huh. If they say so.

$6.44 is an alright price for this kind of chewtoy, but it's fucking phenominal for the type of toy it really is. Lover's Package sells something similar for, like, forty bucks!

Of course, this one is a chintzy piece of Chinese crap, likely made out of some erosive petrolium polymer, so the savings would invariably be obliterated by the complicated skin graft surgeries.

*I never shop at Wal-Mart. But, come on, something like this pops up in Google Image Search and it's impossible not to go have a look-see.

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12 Responses to Whatever You Say, Wal-Mart

  1. arbed says:

    Well, they do call it a teaser…

  2. Auds says:

    This is *hilarious.*

  3. jaypo says:

    Transparency in advertising.

  4. Scott says:

    The little broccoli-like nubs do look pretty irritating. Like you said, you get what you pay for. (Plus, I'll bet the $40 version has a motor.)

  5. Jay says:

    I'd advise against oil-based lubricants with this one.

  6. Jillzey says:

    I think you just found Stella's (Kevin's dog) new toy.

  7. shush now says:

    If the rubber is hard that would HURT!*snort*

  8. Toe-Knee says:

    Actually one should never use oil-based lubricants period. They cause bacterial infections. Water based or silicon based are the standards of the industry. Oils are for massage only.

  9. Jay says:

    Yeah. And not the "personal" kind either.

  10. Scott says:

    You mean we shouldn't be putting this 10W30 stuff up there? Uh oh.

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