How Do I Put This Delicately?

UPDATE: ken has finally bored me (yet again) with his circular inanities and insulting attempts at intellectualism, so I have disabled his ability to comment on this post any further. It won't discourage him, but since he has no intention of honoring the bet he propositioned, there's no reason this post needs to be constantly refreshed with new doses of ken's mouthshit.

Uh, hey Ken, I just wanted to take a moment to say:

IN YOUR FACE!

The Supreme Court says a school's strip search of an Arizona teenage girl accused of having prescription-strength ibuprofen was illegal.

The court ruled on Thursday that school officials violated the law with their search of Savana Redding…

The decision was 8 to 1, Ken. You lose. Freedom wins.

And now that that's settled, did you want to just PayPal me the hundred bucks you owe me?

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62 Responses to How Do I Put This Delicately?

  1. jaypo says:

    Not everything is rotten in Denmark.

  2. Kzinti says:

    Yay! Guilty until proven innocent wins again!!! Oops, sorry for the sarcasm

  3. Austin1234 says:

    …And in a bastion of red conservatism too. The problem with current conservatism isn't conservatism, its the idiots who leverage it as a reason to hate, oppress and live in a state of xenophobia that make it truly nauseating. Of course, there's that whole smarmy, 'holier-than-thou' family values crap and the loss of basic human freedoms and rights.

  4. Oh, Kirk. I love you (not in a creepy, innapropriate way). I may go a week or two without Voxing, but I always stop by top see what's up over here to see what's up with you. The ken/troll-fest was great. Bra-vo!Best to you, DJ, Marley, and the rest!

  5. Toe-Knee says:

    That is far more delicate than I would have put it. But yay. Is this going to be a return to regular blogging? Huh? Huh? Huh?

  6. Red Mosquito says:

    Good luck getting that $100. Maybe you can take him to court for it? I hope you're back on a more regular blogging schedule. Missed you are here. Shoot, missing lots of people around here. But that's a different post.

  7. DKN says:

    Oh man! I just did a post for Redz about this – hadn't seen this yet!LOL @ the Ken shout-out.

  8. Xeyli says:

    Umm… isn't prescription-strength ibuprofen simply 800mg? which means anyone who carries at least 4 Advil is carrying 800mg of ibuprofen. is that really something that requires any searching at all??

  9. Emmi says:

    What a no-brainer – I didn't read the whole thing yet but I hope the strip-searchers get treated like the criminals that they appear to be. The whole thing reeks of inappropriateness.
    Good on the Supreme Court I suppose, although it's almost like applauding when they put on shoes in the morning – was there even any question here??

  10. Seriously. Sadly there is no hope that Ken will ever learn. At least the Supreme Court has 8 members less dense than the infamous no-punctuation king.

  11. ken says:

    yea well!!! it seems the courts didn't have the common sense i gave them credit for..as far as the $100 dollars you'll have to wait for it ,luckily i know this 9th grader who will sell some drugs in school for me,i'll have the money in no time..

  12. ken says:

    when you get the right strength and mix it with another over the counter drug ,you get a all day high from it,not that it makes any difference now, but htis was no sqeaky clean girl..

  13. You might be Ken if:

    You don’t believe marriage should be gay. And your wife agrees; she’s never had any fun.

    You think everyone except you should pay their debts. Ask
    for a bailout?

    You think ‘Conservative’ is the answer. It must have been a hell
    of a question.

    You think Bush brought home the bacon. Trouble is it didn’t
    smell like bacon by the time he got it home.

    You can’t lift a ton and you can’t spell it, either.

    You think that when you reach rock bottom you should keep
    digging.

    You set low standards for intellectual rigour and then
    consistently fail to achieve them.

    You beat 40 million other sperm in the race for life,
    proving once again that might doesn’t equal right.

    The hamster died long before the wheel stopped turning.

    You work in a glue factory as a smell tester.

    You don’t use capital letters because you’d have to take
    your hand off it to use the ‘shift’ button.

    When you were born you were classified as a groin injury.

    You look around whenever someone yells ‘retard!’

    You have a short attention span and … ooh, shiny!

    You don’t like education. Anyone carrying a book must be
    viewed with the same suspicion as a terrorist carrying a backpack in the Gaza
    Strip.

    You have a big mouth and you’re not afraid to use it.

    You think that Carl Schurz was probably some foreign Marxist
    type.

  14. Kirk says:

    "When you were born you were classified as a groin injury." That line alone is worth the price of admission. Awesome.

  15. Kirk says:

    "…yea well!!! it seems the courts didn't have the common sense i gave them credit for…"But you were SO SURE! You're the one who made the bet; not I."…as far as the $100 dollars you'll have to wait for it…"No shit, ken. News flash: I knew you weren't good for it the moment you so glibly threw it out there. People like you are always issuing impotent challenges and making bombastic claims you obviously can't support.I can't decide which is more pathetic: that you didn't instantly realize I was being facetious about the debt or that your attempt at irony about it so utterly backfired. I mean, how much Advil does a person have to push to make a $100 profit, anyway?

  16. Kirk says:

    when you get the right strength and mix it with another over the counter drug ,you get a all day high from it…Please provide linked support for this claim, ken. Until you do, we must assume it's just another example of your fabricated bullshit. Show us where you read documented findings that ibuprofen gives an all-day "high"."…htis was no sqeaky clean girl…"Really? What evidence — besides this single act of rights violation — do you have to support that? She was an honors student who had never been in trouble with the law, so I have to wonder where you get the idea she wasn't "sqeaky [sic] clean". Can you see your own pattern, ken?

  17. lauowolf says:

    Hey, you did see who the dissenting vote was+Clarence Thomas.I just have to assume he got off imagining the kid's underwear.Not that he's ever seen a right he didn't want violated either.

  18. Kirk says:

    "Hey, you did see who the dissenting vote was
    Clarence Thomas." I did. And I was not at all surprised.

  19. Dib says:

    Uhoh, if having ibuprofen makes one a dirty druggy, what does the vicodin I have for my oral surgery make me? Can I declare myself the God Father? Or House?Ken's world sounds like a very, very interesting place. I'm glad I live in Reality* *Gay marriage included with reality in many states 🙂

  20. ken says:

    whoa,whoa,whoa, before you get too busy patting your self on the back ,read the whole ruling,it say's that if the drugs were possibly harmful the schools were within their right's to strip search,so if your little druggie liberal kids are thought to have crack,meth or any other drug that poses a serious health hazard,the schools have the right to turn them upside down and strip search them,which is all the leeway the schools need to keep the students safe
    if i knew what the drug was i would have posted it,i only heard about it in passing a couple of years ago,but there is a fad drug in schools that when you mix the two of them together you get a ''great'' high that's not addictive
    i would say at the most i owe you fifty bucks if that,they in reality gave the schools the tools to keep drugs off campus,which is what i wanted in the first place

  21. ken says:

    do you always yap so much and say nothing,i bet your great fun at tupperware party's

  22. ken says:

    can you see your own pattern kirk,can you kirk, can you really kirk can you see your own pattern kirk ,polly want a cracker kirk..you made a point of saying you read the whole case then how can you not have seen that,half her class was planning on doing the same drugs right after lunch time,that she had been suspected of having done drugs at least three times before then.this girl was a wolf in sheeps clothing that she got away with it is the only thing that amazes me..

  23. ken says:

    that reality seems to escape you at every turn is the problem.

  24. ken says:

    and in closing,the courts gave the schools the right to strip search any student that might bring harm to another student,which is all i wanted,and which the supreme court of the united states gave every teacher the right to do.they will have to be careful they will have to make sure they have 90% chance of being right but they are withen the law to take drugs away from kids.hooray for common sense

  25. Kirk says:

    "…if i knew what the drug was i would have posted it,i only heard about it in passing a couple of years ago,but there is a fad drug in schools that when you mix the two of them together you get a ''great'' high that's not addictive…" Uh, oh. Do I have to go back through older posts and prove that you've known, for as long as we've been going round and roubnd about this, that Ibuprofen was the drug the girl had on her? Once again, when called on the carpet to back up your bombastic statements, you throw out some new contrived diversion and then backpedal on the original claim. Unfortunately, "only heard about it in passing" is idiot-speak for "I made it up". Keep talking, ken."…i would say at the most i owe you fifty bucks…"Where I come from, which is Earth, people don't negotiate the terms of a bet after the fact. Sort of removes the point of the bet, doesn't it?Just forget about it. It's pretty clear you need the money more than I do and as the song goes, "I can't feed on the powerless when my cup's already over-filled."

  26. Dancing Bear says:

    I bet if we strip search Ken we might just find his head up his ass.
    A few years ago in school Ken? More like about 30. Unless you were the Jethro Bodine of your class. Did they keep you back a few dozen years?
    I would be in jail for life if I had to empty my pockets in school. I needed something to get me through the fact that Ken was in my English Literature class.
    Ken's only knowledge of the court system is when he hears "will the defendant please rise".
    Clarence Thomas was asked to stop fondling the evidence.
    I guess Ken is in Contempt of Court?

  27. Dib says:

    that reality seems to escape you at every turn is the problem Uh-huh… the only reality that's escaping me right now is the reality of rolling a nice, clean roll of sushi. And, as someone who was in recently Highschool and is in College, I gotta say, no one is going out of their way to get their hands on ibuprofen except maybe kids with injuries and girls with really bad cramps. [And if someone stripsearched me or my girlfriend I would be boiling mad.]I'd like to stick around, really, Dancing Bear rocks something serious– but I've gotta go put on my rainbow sweater and head over to Pride now. See you there. \o/

  28. ken says:

    ah dancing bear, the poster boy for all things gay. now there's another group that alway's seemed to have the best drugs and wern't afraid to share them with minors.that your pockets were always full of drugs comes as no surprise to me

  29. ken says:

    that i know that ibuproven was part of the little cocktail is not enough and i will find the proof. are you asking me too your gay pride shindig. is this some kind of gay indoctranation.maybe i should try harder to de-gay them boys and girls,that is what you want after all,to be straight,to be normal.to have a real marriage.

  30. Kirk says:

    "…is this some kind of gay indoctranation…." Spoken like a true coward. Indoctrination. Yeah, because the most important thing to gay people isn't equality or freedom from persecution or to be loved by just the right person for them; no, their priorities mostly lie in converting everyone to homosexuality.Actually, ken, this brainwashing activity you call "indoctrination" is practiced most proficiently by religious groups — particularly the ones who want to make a government issue out of a religious belief by amending the Constitution to ban gay marriage. If marriage is religious, then it doesn't belong in the Constitution. And if it is instead a civil affair, then every American should have a right to it. This isn't rocket science.It's a shame that your uncontrollable fear of gays dictates your decisions so much, ken. I know a lot of really terrific people who just happen to be gay. You so readily ridicule Dancing Bear; but I've known him for some time and have been consistently impressed with the level of humanity and compassion he displays just as a normal part of life. By way of distinct contrast, all I've ever seen from you is freebase negativity.Oh yeah, by the way, (and I can't believe I have to say this again): show us a well-documented statistic or, better yet, the results of a double-blind study backing up this new claim of yours that gays are bigger drug abusers than straights. Or was that yet another "fact" you pulled from your ass?

  31. You'd think always being right about everything would get old. It doesn't.

  32. Emmi says:

    He won't furnish proof, that I guarantee you. The last time I pestered him for proof he said "read Australian newspapers".
    Yeah, I'll do that.

  33. ken says:

    are you really this blind to your own comments or dancing bears,dancing bear set's himself up as the poster boy for all things gay,then starts with the graphic gay comments if i was to do this to the queer nation what would their reaction be, indoctranation is practiced by everybody ,every one want's to believe that their way is the right way,including gay parents. if the queer nation wants to have equal right's i really don't care but to call it a marriage is insane and gay adoption is also wrong on just about every level.that drug use is rampent in the gay community is common knowledge,but again i will point you towards dancings comments as proof of that. do i fear your gay freinds,no, do i think being gay needs to go the way of the dinosaur,yes,that you think disaggreeing with something is fear of that something,sounds like a personnal problem.seek help at your local clinic!!!!!!

  34. ken says:

    that you want me to back up every comment with ''proof'' is getting tired,i'm not going to reinvent the wheel either.

  35. Lurkertype says:

    It's too hard to provide proof when you're busy welching on bets, being paranoid, and not living in reality.

  36. Emmi says:

    Not every comment by any stretch of the imagination. Just comments that any of us can spew in a moment of anger but that take scientists years to uncover the truth about, Ken. Like saying that you know for a fact that gays on average abuse drugs more than straight people.
    As we say, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

  37. Kirk says:

    "…do i fear your gay freinds,no… that you think disaggreeing with something is fear of that something…"I don't think that you fear gays because you disagree with them. It's because you can't stop bashing them. I touched on this idea a couple years ago, but since I know you won't bother to read it, I'll paraphrase that part of the essay: No one ever attacks another person out of an inflated sense of confidence and security.The only reason you attack and wish to oppress gays is because you are afraid of them. Deny it all you want. It's obvious to any logical mind.Lastly, if DB making a sarcastic comment about drug use constitutes proof that gays are notorious drug abusers, then your abysmal spelling, grammar, and punctuation are enough to convict you of being far too simple to understand the nuanced and numerous mitigating factors integral to the complex issues you are trying to argue.

  38. Kirk says:

    "…extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof." I love that.

  39. Dancing Bear says:

    Ken – brush the cheeto crumbs off and get ready for bed. Brush your tooth, clean your gun and turn on the 700 Club. No masturbating while Pat Robertson is on.
    I really wish you would reinvent the wheel. The round one is kind of gay. Maybe you can make a square one. A little bumpy but not nearly as gay.
    I never could keep you from reaching in my pockets. I just thought you were going for something else. I didn't know you were fishing around for drugs. PS – Drugs are not shaped like that thing you always grab in my pocket.
    Embrace your gayness Ken. That pent up, repressed feeling you have has made you pretty near batshit crazy. Let it out sister.

  40. ken says:

    yes ellie, like the study's the goverment is always having done on the mating habits of the great south east horned snail.when if you ask anybody around there they could have told you in about 5 minutes what took a team of scientest's 5 years and 10 million dollars to find out.a toilet seat is just after all just a toilet seat..

  41. ken says:

    when i see dark clouds i belief its going to rain,i look both ways before i cross the street and when i see rat droppings i set out traps.i know these common sense reactions are beyond most liberals,but i don't believe in waiting until theres a foot of water in the house before i close the windows.that you look at this as ''fear'' is the largest part of the problem.

  42. ken says:

    there you go again dancing, trying to get me into bed.i've heard that middle age gay men go through some kind of sex spike before they lose their sex drive all together.i just hope you wipe the k-y jelly off your hands before you start typing away.go to any city and ask a taxi driver and he will take you to the nearist gay bar for the best drugs in town.[sorry ellie, no study unless you count a hundred years of habit]and dancing it's never to late to play it sraight,i have a very nice 300 pound girl next door that would be more then happy to sit on your face.she might even fart for you..

  43. ken says:

    and you leave my cheetos,my ritz crackers and my chicken in a biskets the hell alone.

  44. Dancing Bear says:

    Ken – you know a lot about drugs and being gay. You are one twisted sister,lol!
    Is this Taxicab confessions? Ken is telling us how to find the best Gay bars and the best drugs.

  45. Dancing Bear says:

    And you leave my crack alone. Both of them.

  46. Karin says:

    I guess it is really no surprise that you hate scientists. After all you hate 13 year old honor students along with any adult actually intelligent enough to form a sentence.Here, let me help you…..Yes, Ellie, Like the studies the government…. That is all I can correct before your sentence turns in to utter nonsense.If it were not for science you would literally be sitting in a dark shack instead of just being there in your mind. No electricity, no internet, no medicine. In fact, why don't you do us all a favor and rid yourself of all this bothersome science and quit using the internet?

  47. Kirk says:

    Ha ha ha ha! This is great! Check it out: this really is some good stuff, peeps! I told ken he attacks gays out of fear and he replied:"…i don't believe in waiting until theres a foot of water in the house
    before i close the windows.that you look at this as ''fear'' is the
    largest part of the problem…"See, this is what happens when idiot parents let their kids drop out of school in the fifth grade. The uneducated morons eventually get older and then sit in their moldy section-8 apartments believing a handful of horribly misspelled insults somehow makes them superior to the people they're attacking.
    I mean, here we have a guy who has actually convinced himself that actively oppressing and terrorizing another
    group of people is akin to preparing
    for a bad storm. He justifies his unquenchable hate by claiming it's merely damage control. How utterly similar that is to Hitler's argument for eradicating Jews.

  48. Kirk says:

    "That is all I can correct before your sentence turns in to utter nonsense." No kidding! Did he really mention something about toilet seats? Was that supposed to be some sort of metaphor?Poor ken really should stop pretending to be smart. I feel sort of guilty laughing at a retard.

  49. ken says:

    that you always fall back on spelling errors is the only proof i need of your rampent stupidity.johnny can read,johnny can write,why can't johnny think.they don't teach thinking in schools anymore??? like i said on another blog, good people will not even send their kids to some of the best colleges in this country any more,because of the p.c. crap that is being taught.the u.s.s.r fell and europe is starting to wake up from the marxist garbage that they spewing accross europe ,it will just take a little longer for it to reach these shores

  50. Kirk says:

    "…that you always fall back on spelling errors is the only proof i need of your rampent stupidity.johnny can read,johnny can write,why can't johnny think." Clearly you missed the paragraph following that one. Let me repeat it for you. I wrote:"…here we have a guy who has actually convinced himself that actively
    oppressing and terrorizing another
    group of people is akin to preparing
    for a bad storm. He justifies his unquenchable hate by claiming it's
    merely damage control. How utterly similar that is to Hitler's argument
    for eradicating Jews."Let's analyze who can't think, shall we? You claim my desire for equal rights for every American is fascism and believe your desire to oppress others for their beliefs is freedom. That's not very intelligent thinking.You write about Obama being a warmonger because he killed a fly but glibly state here in my blog that you use rat traps. That's pretty fucking stupid, ken.You make shit up and then backpedal and distract when evidence supporting your claims is requested. Only idiots debate that way.You think it's possible for to be a proud illiterate and still change peoples' minds regarding complicated issues of government and religion. Only a half-wit would entertain such grandiose fantasies.Lastly, you're convinced the things you've said here demonstrate that you are a discerning thinker. Think again. Oh, wait…

  51. Kirk says:

    "You think it's possible for to be a proud illiterate…" In an attempt not to hand you another distraction, I wish to mention the typo in the above sentence. Remove the "for" if you would, ken, and just deal with the meat of the comment (if you feel the need).Or just go away now. That would be fine, too. You're starting to bore me again.

  52. ken says:

    that you don't even understand your own words is what amazes me … i'll give this another try,obama is ''the president of change''running around the globe saying how sorry he is for bush's war and how he wants more peacefull solutions,and the he kills a fly on national t.v. with a big smile on his face.i on the other hand have stated that the wars that bush started were right and have done some lasting good,so when i say i will set rat traps you should come to the conclusion that i don't mind killing one to save a hundred..can you see how this line of thinking plays out,do you see the reasoning.cmon capt. you can do it….

  53. ken says:

    like the false freedoms your always ''barking'' about i don't hate scientist's, i hate how they are misused that billions of dollars are wasted to tell you what you already know is absurd

  54. Dib says:

    Smoke banana peals, they'll give you great a great, all-day buzz. Trust me on this. ^~Also, reading this comment just made you gay*. Officially. Hahaha. That is all. Happy Pride!*Those already queer are now 50% more so. Tell your friends.

  55. Kirk says:

    "…your always ''barking'' about…" Aw, how cute. It appears I've taught ken a new word."…the president of change''running around the globe saying how sorry he
    is for bush's war and how he wants more peacefull solutions,and the he
    kills a fly on national t.v. with a big smile on his face…i on the other hand have stated that the wars that bush
    started were right and have done some lasting good,so when i say i will
    set rat traps you should come to the conclusion that i don't mind
    killing one to save a hundred…" Wow, toothless, you just continue to demonstrate new levels of idiocy. First you justify terrorizing others as simply "preparing for a storm" and now you're so caught up in your impotent, spittle-flecked rantings that you'll go so far as to compare the killing of a disease-spreading insect to the loss of hundreds of American troops in a misguided war. And considering you aren't actually bothered by the swatting of a fly, I must assume the loss of those troops doesn't bother you, either.You're a real piece of work, ken. And by "work", I mean "shit".

  56. ken says:

    ahh a war in a country that was killing thousands of it's own citizens and threatining the world with the same,tell me kirk in your opinion what do you should be done with n. korea after all they just want to shoot nuclear missles at anybody that doesn't agree with them.just how far would you allow this possible recarnation of hitler go before you decide it's time to react.take your time replying don't burn out any brain cells,but there are lives in the balance not fly's but human's..

  57. Kirk says:

    If you're asking me whether I think we should just attack North Korea the way we did Iraq, the answer is a resounding NO. I'd like us to use some brains this time around.Your whining about how people treat others who disagree with them contains almost as much irony as you have gall. You actively hate on anyone who disagrees with you to the extent of
    wanting the government to make a Constitutional Amendment that
    essentially persecutes a specific demographic of Americans. You're a flagrant hypocrite, ken, and the worst part is you're too dense to realize it.I believe Benjamin Franklin was referring to simpleton cowards like you when he said:"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

  58. G says:

    Well.
    Kirky boy, I think you deserve a medal for Meritorious Conduct Under Fire.
    You have gone to lengths I would not even think of going to in your efforts to educate ken a bit. Commendable stuff. I like you saw that he's not actually a troll in the technical sense of the word.

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