A few Some Many MOST of you know my sweet and brilliant daughter Amanda (whom I affectionately call Panda). You guys met her when I confessed to doing her nails for her. You were there when she went to her first Homecoming Ball and when I couldn't believe she turned 19.
You've even watched her defend me against some of the biggest haters on VOX (comment links to come).
The most recent piece of excrement to come sloshing my way was a sad and deluded pig-fucker who, also being a pitiful, shit-eating coward, hides behind the not-so-clever moniker of ken863 here at VOX (younger readers probably know him as teenluvr69 or something similar over at those other sites). Little ken said some stuff that was so utterly stupid — and you know how much we hate stupid around here at CimC — she couldn't help but get a little snarky. Heh, heh. That's my girl!
It was a harmless comment compared to what we were all slinging at him, but what did ken863 do? He immediately went to her VOX and left a comment on a photo she had proudly posted of her new tattoo. I'd like to share that comment with you now, just so you can see what stunning levels of impotent rage an ignorant hater can achieve:
"no it sucks, and lose some weight and get some sun and why is your hair so short and whats with the acne,you know they have pills for that now.and where was this picture taken from the looks of that wall behind you it's a public bath house.yada yada yada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
How… classy. See, this guy is so completely toothless and barren of anything resembling an intelligent argument that he resorts to schoolyard name-calling (as I've done here, but only after schooling him in politics and after he'd attacked Panda). He can't get to me, so he attacks my 20-year-old daughter by calling out her acne and insinuating she goes to bathhouses. How fragile does a guy have to be to attack a girl?
But once again, Panda makes me SO DAMN PROUD!!! Her reaction this evening upon seeing the comment for the first time? Mostly perplexity, I think. I mean, she sort of didn't know what to make of a grown man talking to her that way. Obviously, he meant to hurt her feelings — which might have worked on his wussy-ass children, if his narrow urethra ever actually spat out a soldier that could swim, that is — but that sad shit doesn't work on my Panda. Nope.
When I asked her if she was going to delete the comment, her reply was essentially, "Meh". I got basically the same response when I told her I was going to use it for post fodder since I've got nothing at the moment. She's so awesome.
And besides, how is any self-respecting female supposed to take beauty advice from a guy who thinks Ann Coulter is pretty? Does ken863 not see the Adam's apple? Does he find grotesque, alien forelimbs attractive? Or is he just hot for anorexic transexuals? We may never know, but he's hardly in a place to ridicule my gorgeous daughter.
Be sure to check out what kinds of things he says about women he actually likes in the screencap at right. No wonder he's a lonely chronic masturbator who is all for allowing school officials to randomly molest honor students. He's a fucking mess…
Here's the cherry on top, peeps: Have a look at this comment ken863 left at another VOX: